shtoomper


noun a multi-purpose mild insult, quite often making a comparison to male genitalia or the -n-s. similarly it can liken an individual to an idiot or foolish person.
where is it? it’s up my shtoomper!
i balanced this on my shtoomper for a laugh.
he’s a total shtoomper!
what a shtoomper!

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