Shube
the clear brown substance created by the mixture of lube and fecal matter when having -n-l s-x.
after having -n-l s-x with jane, and possibly using too much lube, john realized the wet spot on the bed was in fact shube.
the act of shaving your p-b-s
dude i shubed last night and it’s so soft down there.
the sh-t stuck to the p-b-s around your -rs-hole after you’ve been for a cr-p
jack – “g-d d-mn! i’ve got a bad case of shubes after that brown pipe!”
the act of j-zzing in your hand and using your -j-c-l-t-d c-m as hair gel.
steve forgot to buy hair gel so he shubed before he went out with sara.
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