shuffle bitch
in a group of poker players, the shuffle b-tch is the player who goes bust first. he or she cannot go home for the rest of the night; instead they must remain and shuffle cards for everyone else at the table.
ok boys, the game is jacks or better, trips to win. don’t wander off, shuffle b-tch, we’re gonna need you!
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