shuke

to be utterly confused.
oh my, jason was so completely shuked by that question.
state of confusion. unaware of surrounding situational influences. being out of touch in conversation or written word.
can you please explain that to me, im totally shuked.

i need to reread that paragraph, im still shuked.
a dilemma arising when one must both sh-t and puke simultaneously.

if this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that g-d has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
i shuked last night. i woke up and i had puke on my b-lls, and there was sh-t on the walls. it was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
1. a feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.

2. the physical act of sh-tting and puking simultaneously. hence, to shuke…
1. oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.

2. after last night, i’ll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
a toolish message board character who’s known for one liners, or “shukisms”. particuarly common on football-related message boards, but can also be found on atkins diet and disney value-hunting boards as well.
“that guy is a total shuke”
“watch out, you don’t wan’t to offend the shukies”
when you sh-t and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.
josh: dude, i heard you in the bathroom last night. what the h-ll happened?

mark: i was so drunk. i took a sh-t and the smell was so bad that i puked. there was no time to flush.

josh: it was a shuke!? f-ck!
to vomit and sh-t at the same time.
when you shuke, you experience the acts of sh-tting and puking at the same time. therefore, when you go to sh-t you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you sh-t everywhere.