Shum
a cantonese surname.
h-llo mr. shum, how can i be of service today?
to sh-t and c-m at the same time. this usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. another occurrence is when you’re jerking off and taking a sh-t on the toilet at the same time.
i shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started
i just took a nice shum in your toilet
a shum is a person who buys new versions of phones as soon as they come out and disregard their perfectly fine old versions of the phone…. usually people in their late teens and 20’s, who want to look “cool” by having the newest versions of phones)
that shum dave just spent $300.00 on the new galaxy phone that came out yesterday, although his old galaxy still works just fine.
to sh-t and c-m at the same time; a solo blumpkin, if you will.
everybody run, sammi’s going to shum like crazy!
often occurs after unprotected -n-l. a mixture of sh-t and c-m will seep from the back p-ssgae, or, shum.
last night i took her up the -ss and when i pulled out she shummed all over the sheets.
the mixture of -n-l excrement from a woman and -j-c-l-t- from a man, either mixed in the -n-s with the p-n-s, or in a bucket with a stick. also see jit.
she sprayed shum all over the bed after i blasted in her b-tt.
occurs when a man simultaneously sh-ts and c-ms during -j-c-l-t–n either alone or with a s-xual partner.
when i have s-x with her, it’s so good that it makes me shum!
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