shumate
noun- (shoe- mate) – a person who insists on following a group of people or person every where they go. is notorious for spontaneously appearing out of no where and invites himself to mimic your every step.
don’t be such a shumate. your acting like shumate. dude, where’d you come from. for a second i thought you were shumate.
a big t-rd.
man, i just cr-pped the biggest shumate ever
a shoemaker.
archaic old english.
shumate is a master shoemaker for the 2nd rbn.
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