Shumay


ron jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for sh-gging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. known to show up for “work” after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.
“did you see that guy in the sailboat? i would love to sh-g him after i turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total shumay!”

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