shumb
someone that is short and dumb!
kiara: haley your 4 eight not 4 nine
haley: no im 4 nine
taylor: no cause im taller then you and im 4 nine!
kiara: haley your so short an aunt walked up to you and said wow im tall!
taylor: ya thats true your tht small!
haley: im short and dumb!
taylor+kiara+rachael: your shumb!
haley: yea im shumb!
to shank someone with your thumb
‘dude i just shumbed that kid right in the side’
‘sweet’
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