Shumoocher
a smelly, lump of a person that lingers around your house long after they should have went home or taken a shower. they are willing to haul laundry from many miles away just to save money on laundry detergent even though they look and smell like they haven’t cleaned their clothes in weeks. they also like to use your internet, cable and video games even though they spend more money in transportation costs getting to your house than if they bought these things themself.
i like your friend, but he’s are a real shumoocher. he sat on your couch all weekend long and when he finally went home he left a big sh-t streak on one of the cushions.
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