shurt
1) to injure, physically or emotionally with sh-t
2) shat upon
i can’t go on. thou hath shurt me.
remember when i beaned you with that 90 mile an hour sh-tball; i bet that shurt.
1. an individual with the smallest p-n-s on the planet…so small in fact that scientists have often debated wheather or not he is in fact a male.
2. this guy that has s-x with nasty women and think they’re hot like this one girl with a snaggle tooth….
guy 1: hey man you see that girl over there?
guy 2: you mean the girl that looks like a kirchberg?
guy 1: yeah, guess who hit that…shurts
guy 2: aahhhh..that nasty small p-n-s m-th- f-cka…
guy 1: yup, and he’s braggin’ about it.
guy 2: kid’s nasty fo sho
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