shut the fuck up jewelry


a nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. this gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in s-xual activity, especially oral.
“hey charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for alisa?”
“h-ll ya!” “she finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. that shut the f-ck up jewelry is worth it.”

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