Shut Up and Drive


a song by rihanna that isn’t about driving a limo.
i`m lookin for a driver who is qualified
so if u think that you`re that one step into my ride

baby you got the keys
now shut up and drive
initially a song by rihanna, later covered by that little s-d-st chris brown. in this cover he slaps his b1tch and tells her to drive.
r: i wanna do something fun chris!
c: o shut up and drive

-bif- -poem- -sobbing-
c: ye like that huh?

r:i’m sorry chris. will never happen again

(lol)

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