shwagsternaut


1. n. a person who will make smoke anything to alter reality, even briefly. shwagsternauts are willing to travel into the unknown to secure some cannabis product
2. a name for an im basketball team at trinity university
those shwagsternauts will buy shwag from anyone!

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