shwampawampagus
a fat, lazy kid who plays runescape, eats tacos, and occasionally says “brb in 30” but shows up 2 hours later. generally, the person(s) is named pat/patrick.
omfg that pat kid is such a f-ckin shwampawampagus. 30 minuts my -ss! its been two f-ckin hours!
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