Shwasted Shaturday


the 7th day of the week. one is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one’s words. this is a weekly uva tradition started by dabney first left (a.k.a. d1l; the dabney douchebags). a successful shwasted shat-rday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.
“yo man, i’m so smashed!”
“d-mn shtraight, itsh shwasted shat-rday!”

“sorry i can’t do homework, it’s shwasted shat-rday”

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