Shwastered


it’s a combination of the words: sloshed, hammered, wasted, ripped, euphoric, destroyed. basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. i.e. let’s get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn’t bang this chick

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