Shy Turtle
when you let a little bit of sh-t come out, and then squat over someone’s face, smearing your sh-t around a bit.
then withdraw the p–p back into your -ss, like a shy turtle.
when matt and nick were younger, matt used to shy turtle nick in his sleep.
a shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the -n-s (sh-ll) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. as a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.
bob: geez billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
billy: i wish bob, i’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel
when one of your close friends acts shy around you for no appearent reason
make a fist, poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.
“sonny sits at our table everyday but doesnt say sh-t”
“thats a shy turtle”
make a fist, poke your thumb
when a male’s p-n-s shrinks to the point of almost going back inside the cavity from which it came. the b-lls act as a visual representation of the tortoise sh-ll and the head of the p-n-s as, you guessed it, the head of the turtle.
man did you see hank’s wiener? it looked like a f-ckin shy turtle!
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