siamak


a common persian name. a hero in shahname, a famous persian literature.

also, known as a man of high smacking qualities.
slang: new age siamak’s are well known hacker smackers

a hot girl walks by…
siamak: girl come here let me smack that -ss.
girl: get lost smacker.

in farsi:
jigare khoshgel rad mishe…
siamak: jigar biya inja, bezaname dar koonet.
jigar: boro gomsho martikeye kotaki.

a slang term meaning “to reek of sh-t” or to be a “stanky hoe b-tt”
“that b-m on the corner was straight up siamak”

” i loved an unclean woman once and her cooch was siamak something fierce”

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