to mess with a girl named pat
i siankled and pat was mad.
a condition in which the person suffers a state of being whereby, due to birth, genetics attached to poor alcohol tolerance render the user sloshed after minimal (alcohol) intake. i blame my lightweightedness on my father’s genetic inheritance.
the person that should be number one in you life. a girl who might come off as being crazy to get attention but once you get to know her you realize that’s just who she is. also the best person to be in a relation ship with and have a amazing adventure with your such […]
- snap stabbing
when you send a screenshot to the person you screenshotted. becka: richard got mad because he caught because i was snap stabbing ethan: he’s a b*tch anyway
when you cough so hard you shart in your pants. i coughinsharted and had to clean my drawers.