Siberian Express
russia’s male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. poor but resourceful russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their sh-t and using the frozen d-ld- to pleasure themselves.
sasha’s “siberian express” will be boarding in 5 minutes.
a period of cold weather
our state was right in the middle of a siberian express.
a s-xual punishment named after shipping political prisoners to siberia by rail. this act involves inserting something cold or frozen -n-lly (we prefer popsicles). the recipient then gets gagged and locked into a box, case, or trunk. the container is then pushed or propelled down one or more flights of stairs.
i gave that b-tch a siberian express for dessert because dinner wasn’t ready on time.
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