Siberian Sack Lunch


can only be performed when it is very cold. a man’s ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. a girl then puts the man’s b-lls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. the girl cannot take the b-lls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true siberian sack lunch.
after we went snowboarding all day, i gave my girlfriend a nice siberian sack lunch.

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