Siberian Toe Ring
a siberian toe ring is when during the act of -n-l intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. in order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the -n-s. the result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in western culture during summer months. the “siberian” t-tle is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are pr-ne to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
i literally f-cked the sh-t out of florence’s -ss last night.
why do you say that? look at my siberian toe ring. that b-tch’s -ss was squirting like a mother f-cker.
q. where did you get your toe ring, i was looking for a new one?
a. you don’t want one like this it is a siberian. i told marilyn not eat taco’s prior to me pounding her -ss.
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