president that is a puppet of russia.
trump is putin’s #siberiancandidate.
- chicago honeymoon
having s-x with your best friends sister while taking a sh-t back and forth and eating sausage while your racist grandma reads dutch love poetry to you while in chicago, illinois johnny decided to have a chicago honeymoon since he was there with stephanie.
a swahili word that means boss or master 😉 my bwuana is a real leader!
fear of chili “wtf was that shat out by satan himself? get that crock of sin out of my house now before i break out the holy water and flush that bowl of diarrhea down the toilet where it belongs.” “oh sh-t man, you shouldn’t have brought chili. i forgot to tell you she has […]
- t*tsie harper
a small explosion from the v-g-n- and called t-tsie! t-tsie harper means, too drop a baby out of your p-ssy
when someone has to exit the room for hating on beyonce kim: beyonce honestly sucks as an artist taylor: how dare you talk about her like that! begonce!