sibley

adj.

1. technical term used to describe an especially attractive alpha of the species. commonly used in chat rooms.

2. colloquial for a statement that makes one appear as an attractive alpha of the species. frequently, it is used as a double-meaning replacement for another common word in the sentence.
“you’re sibley the best!” “i believe that makes her sibley irresistible.”
a missourian “village” with less than 2 entire people living there. sibley consists of:

an orchard
a power plant
fort osage
ex-fire department
post office
water department
ex-honey bee farm
and..
~300 people.

the “best” place in the world to live.

situated 3 miles away from the hip and happening town of buckner (they have an entire 2,000 people!)

gotta love missouri. mo. .. .. missouruh. never come here, please.
-picks up phone to call and ask for directions-
“how do you get there?”
“well, you’re gonna go north by some orchard -notices huge f-cking sign about orchard 2 miles north- .. then turn right and right again by “the big yellow building” <--- this is proof that you've entered hicksville. people here don't use street names, they use "the yellow building." ---- "so, how's sibley?" "f-cking sucks." adj. 1.one whose sole action in life is to irritate/bother/annoy/p-ss off/send others into a homicidal frenzy. has the power to annoy inanimate objects. 2.derogatory term for an extremely effeminate male, especially one working in computing services. "dude, stop being such a sibley, you're really p-ssing me off!" "look at that sibley--he sure is girly."