sicilian golf
sicilian golf is an act where the male -j-c-l-t-s on the females skull. he can score 3 different scores: the rough (the hair), the hole in one (the mouth) and the green (the face)
sorry i missed your call, i was playing a quick round of sicilian golf and i kept hitting the rough.
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