Sicilian Surprise


a defensive maneuver in which the victim quickly kicks both shins of a larger attacker to escape. once the attacker has been surprised, you will have about 5 seconds to run for the hills. only used in self-defense, it shows a sign of weakness if you surprise someone smaller than the surpriser or someone that didn’t start the fight.
jim: hey josh, you know bob, the guy that out-weighs me by 50 lbs?

josh: yeah?

jim: he was picking on me so i gave him a sicilian surprise.

josh: hilarious.

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