Sick alf


to have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

the use of the word “sick” is used sarcastically to mean shocking or sh-t.
the word sick is used normally by people to imply insane, cool, or crazy

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the alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
it probably originates from alf the hairy puppet.

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james : “nick, you have a sick alf.”

nick : “i know, i need to straighten it”

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