sid


scientific investigation division (sid) is responsible for the collection, comparison and interpretation of physical evidence found at crime scenes or collected from suspects and victims.
sid -n-lyzes various types of evidence that may connect a suspect to a crime, -ssociate particular items to a specific source or determine the circ-mstances surrounding an event.
a name commonly used to describe someone who is in power or powerful, and is suprerior to anyone who calls themself manly.
he must be sid coz he’s as powerful as a g-d
epicness. win, something good. other name for playboy succes. almost all girls love the sid, however, because a sid is someone in great power they might be afraid to say hi. but a sid loves girls and will always be willing to have a nice time with them. sid is also a male name, shortened from sidney, which is a unis-x name.

how to find a sid:

1. a sid is someone that is very intelligent.

2. a sid sit in a great position of power.

3. sid loves girls, and are often not afraid to say h-llo or flirt.

4. a sid might not be strong (just average, or less – more) but he is perfect with computers. might not play games all day.

5. he easily makes the girl he wants fall in love with him. easily.

6. people obey him and he’s very popular. he doesn’t need to wear cool clothes because we all know he is the best anyways.

7. he is perfect in bed.

8. not h-m-s-xual.

9. a sid often does ironic jokes about himself, not to be confused he is just joking.

10. sid loves girls -sses… so if you, ladies, are trying to flirt with a sid, please style with your -ss for him.

11. sid loves hugs and kisses. from females, of course.
sid is soo nice he has all the girls and he is in great power… one day i might become one.
sid is awesome. here you have him, he is know to be really hot, and dominant. sid is powerful – sit in a great place of power and mainly have the chance to get any chick he likes.
he is also known to be very s-xy.

since sid is someone like stated above, people use it to describe something awesome or an awesome/s-xy/cool person.
melanie: i banged sid yesterday. it was something i will never forget. wonderful.

ann: i’m so jealous!! you are lucky to have a s-xy sid.

mike: he has a lot of girls, you know.

melanie: shut up, virgin, just shut up!!

other example:

sarah: who is that guy? i never seen something like that… he’s so s-xy, i just want to bl-wj-b him right over!

liza: he must be a sid.
sudden
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i hope your newborn sons gets sids
the word for succes, s-xiness, also word for dominant, maybe even win in some places. you are a sid if you sit in great power – you could also be a sid if you are very attractive and get the girl you want.

a sid is someone a girl simply falls in love with in less than a second. a sid can be playboy easily, since he is attractive.

bill gates is a sid, barack obama is a sid, too, but they aren’t really playboys. a sid might refer in some times as a succesful business man, who is simply very street smart. sid is also a male name.
example 1, great power, playboy:
jim: how come you got two girls in just… two days? you must be a sid now!

sid: i always been a sid. p-ssy is like breakfast to me, i get it everyday. obey me.

example 2, for win:

bart: how about we make a rocket with mentos and diet c-ke?

sam: awwww yeaaaah… that’s gonna be sid!!
self induced drama syndrom (sids): when an individual percieves there to be a problem and causes all other s around them to be miserable for absolutly no reason.
my mother was very upset and yelled at me and my wife and my wife yelled at me and i let them know they had a bad case of sids
sl-t in denial. you know that b-tch that be taken all the d-ck but tells her girls “nah girl i’m not taken all the d-ck.”
brian: “yo, i totally just f-cked christine last night!”
mike: “yo, me too!”
brian: “yo, she said my d-ck was the only one she be taken.”
mike: “nah man, that b-tch is a s.i.d.”

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