side of pork
when you wake up the next mroning and find a fat chick lying in bed next to you
tom why didnt you save me last night when i woke i found a side of pork in my bed
Read Also:
- lamezy
lame + lazy, lacking substance and motivation he is not going out with us tonight. he’s being completely lamezy.
- Lamezoes
something that is super lame and uncool. so uncool that lame doesn’t even begin to cover it. he blew me off tonight, that’s so lamezoes.
- Mikey Aces
a cool guy from the bronx. a juggler. one who exemplifies extreme confidence. a seer. the opposite of mope. lucky. my buddy from high school is mikey aces. i didn’t know that clown mikey aces. do you think he’ll win the contest? dude, relax he’s mikey aces. do we need a reservation to get into […]
- mippo
face of a model, body of a hippo. she has such a beautiful face to bad she’s a mippo. the species of animal which is part man and part hippo. they live on the world of mipalia, with their king, king jiya. not a hippo. i’m a mippo. duh? someone who sucks a powerful person […]
- mirgenflurgen
the practical application of any pastry-like foodstuff to the face, generally preceding an argument, or a wedding. rob mirgenflurgen’d emily before she could get another word out; because she talks alot. that’s right mirgenflurgen; awesome!