side-ponytail


1. a hairstyle popularized by 1980’s american girls to try and look like madonna. it was usually combined with a stretch pants/skirt combination and jelly slippers.

2. most recently popularized in the 2004 film, napoleon dynamite, where the t-tle character’s love interest wears a side-ponytail.
check out the ponytail holder holding up my side-ponytail, its magenta, white and black, just like the laces on my la gears.
a pretty awesome hairstyle with girls that was popular in the late 1960s and again in the mid 1980s, but side-ponytails were really more popular in the 60s than the 80s. i can see side-ponytails coming back in style around 2009.
sarah is wearing a side-ponytail. that’s hot.
having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you’re mentally challenged.
a side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.
makes girls more than ugly.
a side-ponytail is a turn-off, maybe not for lesbians though.

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