side squirt
1. (n.) those who you are having s-xual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.
2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.
1. my main squeeze chelsea was at work this weekend so i called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.
2. i’m going to side squirt later cause dave’s idiot girlfriend chelsea is at work.
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