Sidecovers


the exceptionally dorky looking clear plastic side shields issued to a person who regularly wears gl-sses in a manufacturing setting where large amounts of debris are liberated into the air. forgetting to remove these after leaving work and entering public, i.e. a bar or club, is totally sidecovers. guaranteed d.o.a. if attempting to hit on a woman. can be used to describe embarr-ssing actions by people, poor workmanship, or anything you wouldn’t want to be seen in public with.
why didn’t you tell me i still had my sidecovers on? i looked like an idiot the whole time.

did you see the honda civic with the flapping bodykit and the fart tip? that’s sidecovers.

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