sidejacked


(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some -sshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullsh-t. a combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.
sorry i couldn’t be at your death bed sooner, ma. i got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. he was real convincing. ma? ma?
when someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.
i was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and amy totally sidejacked me.

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