sideline shower
when the sh-tty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: “boiling f-cking hot” and “d-ck shriveling cold,” causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.
f-ck this seedy motel, the water is so god d-mn p-ss -ss cold, i have to take a sideline shower unless i want my d-ck to shrivel up like a raisin.
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