Sidewank
when you w-nk while laying sideways as to avoid suspicion that you are actually w-nking.
hey you won’t believe it, i caught my flat mate sidew-nking. was really awkward when i walked in and he glanced at me in a state of complete shock!
when you lie on your side and have a cheeky w-nk, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look
brett: parmjit was having a side w-nk the other day
joel: he disgusts me
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