Sidewing


noun; german in origin, a sidewing is very similar to the more common and american “wingman.” common circ-mstances when it’s good to have a sidewing include (but are not limited to): beer pong, intense soccer or football games, and awkward situations. a sidewing never “heads over” or “cruises over,” but instead “slides over.” though the german pr-nunciation may be harsh and barking, one musn’t fear; it is a term of affection, a position of honor.
sh-t, we’re losing. where is my sidewing?!

guy 1: “hey, i think we might need back up for this.”
guy 2: “don’t you worry. my sidewing is sliding over now.”

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