Siege
to eat or consume a large quant-ty of a particular substance. verb.
a person or being of large m-ss quant-ty. noun.
“wanna go to the priest and get our siege on?”
“i’ll give you 5 bucks if you go and dance with that fat siege over there. 10 if you make out with her”.
laying siege is the ancient art of the gang bang, but much more brutal and satisfying. sports ill-strated has described it is “the ultimate team bonding experience for a team or a group of bros”. the act of laying siege involves 5 guys partic-p-ting in s-xual intercourse with a woman at the same time, with one d-ck in the mouth, one in the -n-s, one in the v-g-n-, and 2 of them receiving hand jobs, constantly switching roles every 15 minutes or so. the term “laying siege” is derived from the military strategy, in which an opposing army blocks off a town or city from all ability to travel, trade, or receive supplies, just as how the lucky lady is unable to move (or sometimes breathe) during the intercourse. after several days, laying siege is officially concluded with a group facial. first recorded activity of laying siege have been dated back to the ice age in which they were forced to reproduce and share body heat at the same time. foreplay is an ancient ritual and is often encouraged.
brian: dude, i can’t wait to lay siege on this b-tch!
steven: yeah, man! i bought us all top hats, bow ties and canes so we can do a musical number naked as foreplay before we completely wreck her!
brian: yes!! i call -sshole!!
a drinking game played with 3-3 cup triangle on each side of a traditional beer pong table. when pr-nouced it must be yelled like “sssssssiiiiiieeeeegggeeeeeeeeee!” accompanied with a fist in the air.
lets play some mothaf-cking siege!!!!
a term used to describe the actions of someone because of their embarrasment or stupidity.
matt: yo p-ss that noun/object!
jamie: nah yo, you’ll siege it!
matt: such a siege move man.
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