Siesta Key


the most amazingly beautiful beach in the world. long pure white sand beaches sun and surf and the finest chicks on the planet. it’s the closest to heaven you will find without the downside of dying.
johnny dum-ss – yo miami beaches are the best in the world.
judge – f-ck miami! siesta key is the sh-t. f-ck miami’s sh-tty brown/black sand. come to sarasota and bask in the glory of siesta’s white sandy beaches. plus there are hot chicks.

Read Also:

  • siggo

    short for significant other; siggos (plural) margaret: we are all going out for drinks tonight, you should come, bring your siggo. slang for ‘sig’nificant ‘o’ther .. used to describe one’s boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, lover, life partner etc. we’re meeting kurt and his siggo later for drinks at the triangle. qdoba is offering buy one […]

  • Silcoat

    supersmooth, silky substance that glides off surfaces super easily. all your sticky situations just vanish. this silcoat is best mates with my fried eggs.

  • Silencio Chocolata

    not be confused with lefty ginger. this s-x act has been performed in the washington d.c. area for over 15 years. it usually involves one deaf female and one hearing (and hairy) male. during foreplay the deaf partner roles over the other partic-p-nt and goes to town on the -ss. there is also considerable and […]

  • Silly Bear

    1. a bear that acts out of sorts. 2. a silly girl who’s sole purpose in life is to act silly like a cute, silly bear. 1. hey, look at that bear over there being all stupid and eatig it’s own p–p. 2. stop being such a silly bear, you!

  • Smithing

    the unnecessary verbal or physical accosting of a individual in a situation that could of normally been resolved through proper communication. mike gave joe a smithing for not wearing the proper attire during a training. when someone texts u and when u answer they dont reply or not answering someone when they say hi person […]


Disclaimer: Siesta Key definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.