Sigma Kappa

just another collection of weak-minded sk-nks that gravitated towards each other because they can’t bear being away from mommy without a support structure to tell them what to think and who to f-ck (which is pretty much anyone with a d-ck and who happens to be wearing the letters of the frat they are trying to impress at the moment, sometimes two or three such fratboys at a time).
bro 1: man i haven’t been laid in a month!
bro 2: don’t worry bro, the sigma kappas are coming to the party, we’ll tag team at least one or two of those hoes tonight!
sigma kappa
sigma kappa was founded on november 9th, 1874, at colby college in waterville, maine. sig kaps are the most down-to-earth girls on campus, and are admired for their cl-ss and charm. these women have the closest, strongest sisterhood of any sorority.
“you can date any girl you want to, but if you’re going to bring her home to meet your mother, she’d better be a sigma kappa!”
while other sorority girls might pride themselves on how many louis vouitton bags she has, or whether or not she is the best-dressed girl in cl-ss, the girls of sigma kappa focus on what truly makes a sorority great: sisterly love and winning keg races. an sk’s love for her sister is genuine and steadfast, much like her ability to down foamy cups of beer. sigma kappas are famous for their ability to captivate men, first with their incredible good looks, and then with her ability to pound a 40.
i can’t believe that sigma kappa can drink that much! she’s so tiny, i bet she couldn’t get a beer belly if she tried.

founded 1874. the most s-ssy but cl-ssy ladies on campus. not a cookie cutter sorority but for some reason all their girls are hot. loved by many fraternities because they are caring, loving, comp-ssionate, motivated, truthfull, loyal, and true and not because they blow every d-ck in sight.

we live ritual every day. arn’t fake during recruitment (which is why our new member cl-sses are so big), and have one of the strongest sisterly bonds around.

many times when girls go other sororities they regret not going sig kap. but who can blame you!

<3 <3 dove love that sigma kappa is a gift from heaven shes so perfect. sigma kappa was founded on november 9th, 1874, at colby college in waterville, maine. sig kaps are the most down-to-earth girls on campus, and are admired for their cl-ss and charm. these women have the closest, strongest sisterhood of any sorority. "you can date any girl you want to, but if you're going to bring her home to meet your mother, she'd better be a sigma kappa!" sigma kappa is a sorority that was founded in 1874. the main values of sk are personal growth, service, friendship, and loyalty. though most sororities are thought to have typical barbie girls who only care about their appearance, there is much more to sigma kappa. they are known for their cl-ss and big hearts. sigmas are very p-ssionate about supporting the community, as well as each other. if you join sigma kappa, expect to spend a lot of time on service hours to help others and academic achievements to improve your education. most of all, you will spend time making irreplaceable memories as a part of the best sisterhood on all of the college campuses. 1 heart, 1 way- sk! of all the sororities to choose from, i would feel most privileged to be a part of sigma kappa. national sorority guaranteed to have the hottest girls at all the local universities you've never heard of (plus a couple big name schools, i.e, berkeley, upenn, florida, etc.). powerhouse of playboy pinups and low-budget p-rns. the sorority that dropped your fat -ss during rush. sigma kappas do not drink. they may smoke, they may chew, they may go to bed with you, but sigma kappas do not drink.