Silencer
when a guy shuts a girl up by stickin his c-ck in her mouth.
trish got the silencer from jake
a silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.
a silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.
thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.
one downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.
guy 1 – “oh gosh, oh golly, i gonna cr-p myself,……, but i cant let anyone know im doing it, because,……., ive been eating nothing but indian curries and beans!, ……, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!”
guy 2 – “hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in silencer we trust”
guy 1 – “than…….. (fart)…… i gotta g-……. whoa nelly!”
1) a device that attatches/is attatched to a balistic weapon that severely reduces the muzzle flash and sound waves that occur when the bullet is fired. this is possible by giving a large area for the hot gases to expand before it hits the cooler air, and provides an area for the flash to be contained.
2) an -ssasin that specializes in finding and eliminating a “rat”. basically, a hitman.
i have a .22 rimfire pistol with a built-on silencer.
a call that cannot be returned with a comeback.
nick: adam shut the f-ck up we’re going to egg your house
adam: i have just been silenced
prime silencer example
a handful of toilet paper quickly thrown into the toilet bowl before doing a sh-t. this is especially useful in a public toilet, to spare your cubicle neighbours and your own embarrasment.
oh man, i heard that! you should have used a silencer!
silent but deadly fart.
vic p-ssed a horrendous silencer to jonathan.
a dirty sock that is slid over the top of your c-ck to catch jiz, while jerking it.
1) dude, dont touch that sock, i just used it as a silencer.
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