silent assassin


in a movie theater, m-st-rb-t- quietly in your seat. before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your p-n-s and -j-c-l-t- onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. then leave silently out of the theater.
the b-tch in the front wouldn’t stop talking on her phone during white chicks, so i pulled out my silent -ss-ssin on her -ss.
a prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. once they are asleep you start to jerk off. once you are about to c-m wake the person up and c-m on them. thus called the “silent -ss-ssin”
person 1: “dude wtf?? why are you jerking off?”
person 2: “i’m about to silent -ss-ssin that b-tch in the other room.”
person 1: “oh, hahahahaha!!!!”
1) the second game in the hitman video game series.
2) a ranking in the hitman games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) to -j-c-l-t- on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.
1) i just bought ‘silent -ss-ssin’.
2) i just got the ‘silent -ss-ssin’ ranking on ‘house of cards’.
3) i just gave that b-tch a silent -ss-ssin on the bus today. sure didn’t see that coming…
a man who waits in the closet while his friend has s-x with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and c-ms on her face.
ted: hey, i got a hot date tonight. you wanna be the silent -ss-ssin?
bill: h-ll yea, that b-tch will never see it coming!

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