silent cream
is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.
“she woke up with some silent cream on her face, i hope she know’s who did it.”
“i silent creamed my date last night before i snuck out and went home.”
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a set of eyebrows raised in a sly or saucy fashion amen, you wily devil, put away those slybrows.
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