Silent Jerk


when you come home drunk and try to have s-x with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out
last night after gettin’ hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

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