silent sally
a young, good looking girl with one major flaw- the b-tch doesnt talk. a typical relationship with a silent sally includes hundreds of pointless text messages in which you both discuss the same bullsh-t in an attempt to get laid. in person, she really wont say anything unless you ask a question, in which the typical response consists of one word.
you- “how was your day?”
silent sally- “good.”
you- “anything cool happen?”
silent sally- “no.”
you- “wanna come over?”
silent sally- “no.”
you- “why not?”
silent sally- “soccer.”
you- “ok, see ya later then…”
silent sally- “bye.”
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