Silicon Mistress


a personal computer for the geekily infatuated person. it serves as a source of companionship and interaction. this can include anything the computer or internet has to offer, including games, chatting, p-rn, etc.
mike loved his new silicon mistress. it was the best laptop he’d ever owned.

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