Silly Willy


when a person licks their finger, a’la a wet w-lly, but instead of slipping it in your ear, goes right for your b-tt hole.
“dude, why did i hear you scream so loud last night?”

“that douche nugget, pete, gave me a silly w-lly.”
a term of endearment similar to funny goober.
girl: youre my funny goober.
guy: well, youre my silly w-lly.
just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously f-cked. see panda madness.
holy sh-t honey, that man has the silly w-ll–s!
this is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to -j-c-l-t- he pulls out and sticks his wet d-ck in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.
jack pulled out of jill’s mouth and gave her a silly w-lly.
a wet w-lly to the eye socket.
“ah god don’t give me a silly w-lly!”
silly w-lly

the process of finger banging a lady and then sticking your wet finger in her ear.
jack totally gave jane a silly w-lly last night.

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