Silver Saloon Suburbia
living in a small town away from the city, gardening, missionary, white plates, silver car… occasional b-gg-ry.
“so where do you come from geoff?”
“i live in a silver saloon suburbia, i’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it… although i’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; i just w-nk off over the dogs food instead”
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