Simecek-Phoba-Miniskus
a malfunction/birth defect in the brain that causes one to invision themselves in a crashing sp-ce craft in a far away galexy and also causes one to have no genitals. this malfunction/birth defect is uncurable and has no treatment so in other words your f-cking skrewed. if you or a friend has this malfunction/birth defect, please call your local doctor and make sure its not affecting you s-x life as it may cause you to have no p-n-s or v-g-n-. be sure to ask for a pot perscription as it may just make your life easier or dont and just deal with yo sh-t.
dude! you didnt hear? she got kicked out of school because she has simecek-phoba-miniskus!! 😮
chick comes out of star trek: can you please help me? i think i have simecek-phoba-miniskus?
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