Simeon
an immature guy with a 2 inch d-ck
oh man did u see that guy he was deff a simeon
(adj.) a word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
also slang for “malagan”.
“gee, that was so simeon”, exclaimed jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.
the cute one
you’re the simeon in our group.
a person who tries awfully hard to fart but p–ps instead. sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. a person who claims to have expelled the biggest fart in the world fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. this is ridiculous. no fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
simeon is a bungee p–per. the kind of p–p that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. unfortunately, simeon often jailbreaks, when forcing a p–p, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
a form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. causes extreme fusturation and anger. the evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you cr-ppy parts. high ammounts of stage make-up are required.
guy: “can you go to the movies on friday?”
simeon: “no i’m so sorry i have ballet”
guy: “sat-rday?”
simeon: “no i’m so sorry i have ballet”
guy: “sunday?”
simeon: “no i’m so sorry i have ballet”
you get the point….
slang term for h-m-s-xual, usualy one who is flamboyantly flaming
guy a- want to know an easy way to make a thousand dollars?
guy b- how?
guy a- suck a c-ck
guy b- wow your such a simeon
a big -ssed b-tch with farting problems
usually friends with asians.
has a d-mn gud -ss ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight
an awkward deformed mutant that is probably an extremist in his jewish beliefs, sometimes simeons are buddhists, but mostly they believe in brown smelly sh-t. mostly stays home all day and plays video games and pretends to be cool. even if he tries to be good looking by working out, he’s still the ugliest guy on the block.
“ew look at that tryhard over there”
“he’s the ugliest thing i have seen in my life”
“he must be a simeon”
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