Similies


something you don’t want your grandparents talking in.
(the astericks (-) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

your granpa: “geez whiz you young rascal. when my family went on road trips we didn’t have a drive-thru to stop at. us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we’d hop in the car with our parents, and -we’d be off like a dirty shirt.-”

your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. sighs, “your granpa used to -ride me like a stallion.-“

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